***NEWSFLASH***THIS JUST IN: Muslim leaders in India uphold divorce after man utters "talaq" ("I divorce you") three times while sleeping. The man did not want a divorce and had taken sleeping pills to help him sleep, but under Islamic law a man only needs to utter "talaq" three times to permanently end his marriage.
***NEWSFLASH***THIS JUST IN: Donald Trump, billionaire New York real estate mogul, to convert to Islam. "It's just a wonderful religion...just great. So rich in history and tradition. And, how is it pronounced exactly - talaq? Right? That's the correct way to say it, right? Three times? Grrreat..."
Tony
hyp OSCAR FASHION HIGHLIGHTS 2006!
What a night! This year's Oscar theme was "A Return to Glamour" and Hollywood did not disappoint! Let's get right to it...
Love where he's going with this. Understated - sometimes less is more. The coat screams "serious actor" yet the pants indicate he doesn't take himself too seriously. Bravo!
Totally rugged. Bold color choices. He's dripping glamour - the cigarette is just to die for. He's owning his own style here and he's reveling in it. We can all take a lesson from him.
Interesting choice of accessory here. I dig it. I really dig it. His ensemble is pure Armani in all it's glory. Glamour defined.
"Crash" may have taken home the top prize, but years from now this outfit will be remembered as the real winner from last night. He deserves an Oscar for "Best Trendsetter." Breathtaking.
Eh...If you want to call that "dressed up" that's fine, but I thought it looked a little 2005. Yawn...
Tony
